sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
seeing people in ouija board sweaters
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
Michelle K., Fixing Myself. (via bl-ossomed)
Unknown (via perfect)
If guys can get free condoms, I shouldn’t have to pay for my birth control.
this entire episode is a treasure.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.