hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
seeing people in ouija board sweaters
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
Michelle K., Fixing Myself. (via bl-ossomed)
Unknown (via perfect)
If guys can get free condoms, I shouldn’t have to pay for my birth control.
this entire episode is a treasure.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?